Corrupt a wish

Granted, but they leave you for ermmm.... mermaids?

I wish that the third world country I'm in suddenly gets rich so then I'm treated like a real king.

Granted, but suddenly hoards of unloved tortoises take over ownership of the title "king."

I wish turtles were cool, my friends wouldn't leave me for them, they wouldn't die of absurd ideas by comments posted by people of this forum, and wouldn't leave me for anything.

Granted, but they start turning gay on you?

I wish these hoards of tortoises become my slaves, then i'll be king above all kings

Granted, but hoards of unloved mermaids come do what the tortoises did.

I wish turtles were cool, my friends wouldn't leave me for them, they wouldn't die of absurd ideas by comments posted by people of this forum, wouldn't leave me for anything, and would stay loving to me, never turning homosexual.

Granted, but then they become fishes.

I wish these mermaids become really hawt girls and then become my slaves

Granted, but they are bitches are slap the shit out of you. Every. Waking. Second.

I wish turtles were cool, my friends wouldn't leave me for them, they wouldn't die of absurd ideas by comments posted by people of this forum, wouldn't leave me for anything, would stay loving to me, never turning homosexual, and would never become anything besides turtles.

Granted, but they become turtles and turn ginormous (mix between gigantic and enormous) and starts to fallten Dave.

I wish that the bitchy slaps were all soft and doesnt hurt

Granted, but they still will bit you to bits.

I wish turtles were cool, my friends wouldn't leave me for them, they wouldn't die of absurd ideas by comments posted by people of this forum, wouldn't leave me for anything, would stay loving to me, never turning homosexual, would never become anything besides turtles, and would never hurt me.

Granted, but they couldn't help it cuz they're can't stop their growing size!

I wish they were love bites!

Granted, but their bites have razor sharp teeth, making them hurt you.

I wish turtles were cool, my friends wouldn't leave me for them, they wouldn't die of absurd ideas by comments posted by people of this forum, wouldn't leave me for anything, would stay loving to me, never turning homosexual, would never become anything besides regular sized turtles, and would never hurt me.

Granted, but they can't speak or communicate with you

I wish the razor sharp teeth were fake?

Granted, but they still have razor sharp edges while "love biting" you.

I wish turtles were cool, my friends wouldn't leave me for them, they wouldn't die of absurd ideas by comments posted by people of this forum, wouldn't leave me for anything, would stay loving to me, never turning homosexual, would never become anything besides turtles, would never hurt me, and could speak to me in a language I know.

Granted, but you turn deaf
(your making this very hard for me!)

I wish that i never said that..

Granted, but it's still engraved within this thread.

WHO SAYS I'M NOT DEAF ALREADY.

I wish turtles were cool, my friends wouldn't leave me for them, they wouldn't die of absurd ideas by comments posted by people of this forum, wouldn't leave me for anything, would stay loving to me, never turning homosexual, would never become anything besides turtles, and would never hurt me, while I never have any health problems

Granted, but the turtles have problems instead

REally?

Wish that it woudlk erase from this thread xD

Grated, but some pedophile already took pictures of all your posts.

No.

I wish turtles were cool, my friends wouldn't leave me for them, they wouldn't die of absurd ideas by comments posted by people of this forum, wouldn't leave me for anything, would stay loving to me, never turning homosexual, would never become anything besides turtles, would never have any health problems, and would never hurt me, while I never have any health problems

Granted, but then aliens take over the world.

I wish the pedos that did, die of heart attacks

Granted, but he already shared the pictures with his pedophilic friends.

Wait, how is that bad.

I wish turtles were cool, my friends wouldn't leave me for them, they wouldn't die of absurd ideas by comments posted by people of this forum, wouldn't leave me for anything, would stay loving to me, never turning homosexual, would never become anything besides turtles, would never have any health problems, and would never hurt me, while I never have any health problems

Granted, you all become the aliens' slaves and get split apart.

have no idea, ran outta ideas T_T

I wish all pedos die!

Granted, but the pedophiles also showed their non-pedophilic friends.

I wish turtles were cool, my friends wouldn't leave me for them, they wouldn't die of absurd ideas by comments posted by people of this forum, wouldn't leave me for anything, would stay loving to me, never turning homosexual, would never become anything besides turtles, would never have any health problems, and would never hurt me, while I never have any health problems, and we never get separated.

Granted, but the god of Turtles despises you, and never lets you near them. Forever.

I wish for Choclate Rain.

Excuse me, but

"I wish turtles were cool, my friends wouldn't leave me for them, they wouldn't die of absurd ideas by comments posted by people of this forum, wouldn't leave me for anything, would stay loving to me, never turning homosexual, would never become anything besides turtles, would never have any health problems, and would never hurt me, while I never have any health problems, and we never get separated."

Granted, but your ears bleed to death.

I wish turtles were cool, my friends wouldn't leave me for them, they wouldn't die of absurd ideas by comments posted by people of this forum, wouldn't leave me for anything, would stay loving to me, never turning homosexual, would never become anything besides turtles, would never have any health problems, and would never hurt me, while I never have any health problems, and we never get separated.