Corrupt a wish

Here's how you play: you grant the wish of the person above you, but you somehow ruin it, and then you make your own wish. Example:

Person #1: I wish that I could fly

Person #2: Granted, but you crash. I wish I could go to Alaska

Person #3: Granted, but you freeze to death. I wish that I could swim in a hot spring

Person #4: Granted, but you burn up and die. I wish that I could ride a submarine

Person #5: Granted, but it's all cramped up and very hard to breathe the whole ride. I wish I could eat all of the junk food I could without getting sick...

and so on and so fourth. Think of interesting ways to corrupt the wish. I'll start.



I wish i had a brand new computer

I think there is already a game about this... I think it's called "The Wishing Game" or something...~

Wish Granted, it crashes the next day... As in "off" FOREVER!
I wish that this: "ubvfdj" said "UBBER FAT!" instead.

Wish granted, but he said YOU ARE before that.
I wish that Elfen Lied had a season two.

Granted, but Elfen Lied season two is lolfillers.

I wish turtles became cool.

Granted, but all your friends started chilling with turtles. leaving you all alone

i wish i could play ums right now

Granted, but then I stole your pickles. And replaced them with zucchinis.

I wish I had a new computer~

Granted, but it runs on Ms Dos and you cant do shit with it

I wish i could ace my 2 exams today Xd

Granted, but you fail your set of exams tomorrow.
I wish I were a millionaire. ; ;

Granted, but you become harassed by your family to buy you stuff so have no money for yourself

i wish it started raining 100$ bills for a month

haha! i dont have exams tomorro

Granted .. but on the other side of the world.
I wish my zrun tonight goes well and I get my zhelm.

Granted, but right afterwards you get hacked and lose everything you've worked for

i wish summer vacations were longer

Granted, but now your school year is longer too.

I wish I had a dog.

Granted, but he got rabies and then dies

I wish I lived in a mansion

Granted, but on the day you move in, you crash and all your furniture and everything broke.

I wish uMS would open already. ; ;

Grated, but you are unable to play.

I wish turtles were cool and my friends wouldn't leave me for them.

Gratned, but they all die ¬.¬

I wish, i had something to wear for prom

Granted, but everyone ends up thinking it's ugly.
I wish I had a Laptop

Granted but it's from the stone age.

I wish turtles were cool, my friends wouldn't leave me for them, and they wouldn't die of absurd ideas by comments posted by people of this forum.

lol
Granted but they leave you for tortoises instead?

I wish i was goood with computers so i know how to get the ums launcher to work T_T

Granted but uMS is delayed even more

i wish i coult slow down time and still go back to normal later

Granted but you'll start to lose control (like in Click)

I wish I can go to every country in the world

Granted, but you never get home and end up staying in some third world contry

I wish i knew magic

Granted, but it always backfires.

I wish I'm treated like a king in the third world country I'm stuck in.

Granted, but.. it's a third world country so they have no way of treating you like an actual king.

I wish turtles were cool, my friends wouldn't leave me for them, they wouldn't die of absurd ideas by comments posted by people of this forum, and wouldn't leave me for tortoises.