OKay just post some funny or crazy stories to amuse your friends, I'll start.
Today I had to mow the lawn, and we recently got top dressing for the soil. Because of the top dressing, alot of dust was kicked into the air. This is where the gross part comes. After I finished mowing I had to blow my nose, because I have a bit of a cold right now. I'd have to say I was fairly disgusted when I saw that the boogers were black....YOUR TURN NOW XD